Pointless post.. Read if you have noting else better to do..

Once again, I have nothing to do (just a cover up though, my girlfren actually made me do it..) until I actually bothered to update my blog..

The thing is, when i was talking with my girlfriend this afternoon, she told me her guy friend made a blog for his girlfriend. Then her mouth started babbling around saying things girls say best when they think that their boyfriend is not good as other people's boyfriend just because of some stupid reason. Out of curiosity, I asked ' What's so special about making a blog for his girlfriend?' As expected she just shower tons of adjectives indicating how absent minded and how ungrateful I am comparing to that guy.. Fortunately I grew up by eating people's complaints, digesting them up and turning them into my own source of energy. That's not the point though.

Turned out that blog is used to post those sweet photos of them sticking their head together making faces with all the organs squashed together like ' cha sau bao' and labeled that photo as 'my sweetheart and me' or ' hubby and me' or 'babe and me' and maybe 'Marley and Me'!

My girlfriend told that if i made a blog for her she will be so touched and cry all night.. Unfortunately I'm not as crazy as her fren doing pointless things considered as romantic.. No la no la.. Do you think that a guy who don't even bother to update a blog will make a blog for you my darling? Cute larh you..

I can't make a blog for you, because I don;t see the point having one. Whats the point making a blog with only you and me reading it? So i came up with this.. A post for you!

I've been talking about my girlfren in this post so many times everytime i wanna type the word 'girlfren' i have to use 'ctrl+v' to paste the word.

Behold~~~
My Girlfren!


Her name is Babee.. I've been calling here babee decades ago until I forgot what her real name is. Sorry guys.. Doesn't she look cute.. Chubby.. short.. little sweet thing she was.. However, rumours said that she had lost so much weight since this picture was taken, you can actually gather all the fat she managed to lose and use them to fry a whole bucket of KFC..
Now she's as slim as those models in the posters for Osim u'u zap' advertisements and i reckon she can be the cover girl for VOGUE magazine!


At this point I was going to start sharing our sweet memories but realised that most of you guys ain't interested at poking your noses into other people's private life (at least that's what I feel everytime someone starts to brag about their sweet sweet private life).

This post is supposed to mean nothing but to introduce my babee to those who never see her before or only heard of her as a myth. And as for those who just known me, Yes I'm occupied..... and I'm NOT GAY!I sometimes believe that if I were a girl, I'll have guys queuing up from Singapore to JB to be my boyfren!

And on that bombshell, it's time to catch some sleep..

Nitey night!

Jumping off the block

As u all should know after reading my blog for some time( although there's nothing much to read but crap), I normally do not update my blog until spiders start making web around it.. Surprisingly I decided to update it today although the dust just started collecting because something extraordinary happened today..

As you all can see from the title, you should have a slight picture of what this post is all about.

Sometime around school this morning, my friend told me something that sounded totally like a ridiculous rumour considering the smirk on his face when he told me. "SOMEONE JUST JUMPED OF THE SCHOOL OF EEE THIS MORNING!". I was like " WTF Are You Shitting Me?!". "Damn I'm not shitting you! Everyone's been talking about it already! How come you so OUT.." Great, it sounded totally bizzare when I went online a read about the news.

Apparently, that some final year student from Indonesia had some unsolved grudge with his final year supervising professor, finally decided to freak out and "stabbed him at the back", cut his own wrist, walked to a bridge connecting 2 buildings and fell of the bridge. Then a hero saw the incident and thought that since he can't be of any help using his superpowers, decided to call the police instead. Good job hero. After 15 minutes, that guy was pronounced dead.

Which makes us start wondering, what happened to him that he decided to end his life in such a kamikaze way.. Maybe he just wanted to think out of the box, jump out of the block..

Condolences..