Malayisan Bananas

*18 SX Mild sexual content ahead. If you are below 18, ignore this sign and continue to read as if you are 21*

I was tidying my room today since i just came back from my short CNY holidays ( the shortest CNY in Malaysia I've been through is at least 1 whole week, compared to the pitiful 2 days holiday in Singapore... which makes Singapore holidays feel like a sneeze). After skipping 2 days classes plus the weekend, i somehow managed to extend my holiday to 5 days, which makes my progress in studies long left behind.

I have only been gone for like 5 days and amazingly my feet can feel the dust on the floor once i reached out for my first step in my room. Great.. Another day gone for cleaning up my room.

After sweeping the floor and washing my clothes I went out to do some grocery shopping. Hope these food worth around SGD40 can last me for at least 2 weeks..



40 Dolllars actually sound quite cheap considering the things i bought will at least cost me RM60 back in Sabah.

However after doing some maths, $40 * 2.41 = RM 96.40

WTF.. I guess thats why they say "Don't ever convert any foreign currency in RM if you are overseas, or else you will starve to death."

I actualling find it quite amazing how such a lucky country like Malaysia, having all kinds of natural resources, having such a big land area, having a lot of tourist attraction, located in such a strategic place, manage to have one of the world's most useless currency.

Yeah you might say that 1 Ringgit can buy 10 Baht leh~~ What the.. A bowl of frieng kuey teow only cost you 30 Baht, but in KK the same amount of fried kuey teow will easily cost you 5 Ringgit, and thats excluding the f**king 5%GST and 10% service charge! You count by yourself lah!

No matter which country you go, excluding the 3rd world countries, you will find that our Ringgit is somehow considered useless. You can't even go Thailand and spend like a rich guy ( like those Western tourist used to in Malaysia).

Sigh~~

Back to the point.

When I was buying groceries, I saw something dark purplish brown, like the size of a guy's reproductive organ during orgasm, collectively grown in a bunch,hanging at the fruits section.


BEHOLD...
The "Malaysian Bananas"!!
Malasian Bananas Anyone?


and i thought bananas should look like this..

I'm not shitting you!! They are really called Malaysian Bananas (at least thats what printed on the sticker). Due to my lousy 2.0 megapixel camera phone camera with no aotufocus + super steady shot, the words on the sticker cannot be well displated.

Hey.. I never thought Malaysia have such bananas. No wonder the Malaysian population keeps on increasing.. I know the reason liaw..

I wonder if these bananas are called Malaysian among the species homo bananiens because they were born in Malaysia..

Or is it because of the dark brown skin which resembles the superior skin color of Malaysian Malays?


lol