Friday, April 10, 2009

More Inspired Crappy Theory

I am starting to realize that I'm getting less and less sleep day by day.. I get an average or 35 hours of sleep a day.. Which is kinda reducing my lifespan..

Which is what made me came up with another theory.. I think that the amount of hours every person can live is somehow inversely proportional to the total time a person stays awake. This means that the longer u stay awake, or the less time u spend sleeping, the shorter your lifespan will be.

For example, a person who sleeps an average 10 hours a day will live longer than a person who only sleeps 5 hours a day. If everyone have a fixed amount of time to stay awake, lets say 400 awake hours, the person sleeping 10 hours a day will use up 14 awake hours a day and will live up to 28 days; as for the one who sleeps only 5 hours a day, he will be using up 19 awake hours everyday, which makes him only possible to sustain his life to 21 days..

Which is why, great scientist and musicians die at a young age, and people in a come seems hard to die (they spend all their time sleeping), and once they gain consciousness, they die soon as they used up their last remaining awake hours..

Great one eh?

Life's like a preserves pickles, the more you preserve it, the longer your expiry date..

I'm gonna preserve myself now...

Nitey Night..

4 comments:

Chuen Hien Lai said...

not bad at all!!!! u can go and win nobel prize!!!! ahaha....for sure, I never heard of this theory, but make sense la...great scientists and great musicians all , used up their lives in a short time!!

Siaunee said...

hey.....i like ur post....at last..a meaningful post though. Hm....but sleep too much is not good la....like one day 7 or 8 hours shud b enuf...if afternoon sleep again..wuar......almost sleep 10 hours per day.....this is not crappy theory loh..anyway..wher u get tat information?

Steam said...

Information comes from that peanut sized thing in my skull called 'the human brain'. Its not hard to come up with a theory, its just how you get to make your theory become a law. Thanks for commenting.

Anonymous said...

Choi...!!! I study art now everyday also like that! Cursing me! But I know the fact la hahah! mIss u steam! =D Zhiwei!