Two down.. Three to go..

With 3 more papers to go next week, i wont let go of any chance to slack around.. Here I am again.. 

Have you ever wondered how its like to be in heaven? Have you ever wished that you could say "I don't give a damn.." and just levitate away and catch some fresh air in the clouds? I can tell you that i have been there, I have actually been to heaven, and here is a photo I managed to take just before my ability to levitate ran out..

However.. The air in heaven ain't that fresh and nice as you think it should be.. Out of curiosity, i asked a flying by angel, "I thought the air in haven should smell like 'heaven', what's that weird smell?" That hot pretty angel told me, "Hey charming, you came the wrong time.. Some angel workers are fogging our area, there seems to be alot of mosquitoes dying down there and ended up here lately. Have you guys been killing alot of em lately?" I opened my mouth but didn't managed to say anything when I start falling back to ground.

Hmm.. I guess mosquitoes do have their life after death too.. So, to all of you out there, who dislike mosquitoes as much as everyone else do, stop making their wish to go to heaven come true.. Let them suck some sip of your blood before swapping them.. Otherwise, they will all end up in heaven.. After all, you don't wanna go to a heaven full of mosquitoes flying around do you?

Some kind of crap..

Good luck to all of you having exam..

The Story of Ah Singh

For all of you who are still studying, here's something to let you relax and catch some air after hours of suffocating studies.. Malaysians should have no problem understanding this joke, for those who don find it funny.. I dunno how can I help you..

It is called..

THE STORY OF AH SINGH

What do you call:

1. A Singh who is a sailor?

>Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends Chinese wedding party?

>Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?

>Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?

>Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?

>SamSingh

6. A Singh who is lost?

>MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy?

>BisSingh

8. A singh who likes herbs?

>Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kils people?

>AssaSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?

>BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?

>BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls??

>AMAZING!!!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?

>KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?

>YeohHupSingh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?

>No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?

>RelaxSingh

17. A Singh who is a lausy Singh?

>OwtarSingh

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?

>PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around a broom?

>Sou Pah Singh

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?

>Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

21. If the Sikhs were to suceed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?

>. Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Finally, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?

>TiewNiaSingh

I hope you guys enjoy this..

Good Luck in exams..

Later..

Butt & Face

Here's something i would like to share with you guys. I was too bored studying and decided to surf the web and here's what i accidentally bumped into.. I am impressed how people actually came up with these kind of things.. 

Brace yourselves... for one of the lamest yet most shockening fact unknown to mankind..

BUTT FACE SOAP

Did you ever wonder why they bother to add scents to soap? You know -- scents like "lilac morning" or "grapefruit splash" or "evening dew" - those kind of smells?

Soap companies don't want you to know, but here's the ugly reason... They do it so you won't notice how disgusting the soap smells once you've washed your butt.

Studies show that 93% of people begin their showers by soaping the lower regions and working upwards. That means that 9 out of 10 people rub something against their face that, only moments earlier, was gliding and probing where the sun don't shine.

So now you know... The scents are added so you won't realize you're washing your face with tush-tainted soap. But before you puke into your keyboard, check out Butt Face Soap. This brilliant cleanser solves the problem by clearly defining which side of the soap is for the face, and which side is for the butt.

The words BUTT and FACE are clearly molded into the sides of the soap. And, to make sure there's no confusion, the Butt side of the soap is brown. Crude? You bet. But it gets the job done.

Now that you know the dark secret behind soap scents, how can you possibly return to your old soap habits? For your next shower, switch to Butt Face Soap - And when it comes time to wash your face, fear not and breathe deeply. (just make sure you're sniffing the right side)

Terrific.. Now Imma continue my studies..

Later..

Toilet Paper Effect

Its just great..  After not updating my blog for like 2 months, I finally decided to post something.. 

Its not that i have anything special happening around besides the lame o daily uni life thatgave me the sudden incentive to post something up here, its just that after spending 5 minutes in the toilet doing the usual business, i realized something..

Have you ever noticed that when you are using toilet paper, the closer you gets to the end, the faster it goes.. Life is just like a roll of toilet paper.. Right, I mean "TOILET PAPER"! The closer you come to your life's end, the faster your life goes away.. We always wish that we can have more time, can have a second chance, but unfortunately for us, we don have the ability to bend and stop time and we cannot play god.. Life is a one shot game will only one bullet for every choice.. Think wisely before making any decision and if you feel like doing something, just do it, before you run out of toilet paper! Use you toilet paper wisely, once you tear it off, there's no sticking it back.. Great.. Thats my realization of the day, hope that one day when I'm long gone, the Toilet Paper Effect will be widespread all around the world..

Thats all for this long awaited post.. My toilet paper is running out.. Until we meet again..

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