The Story of Ah Singh

For all of you who are still studying, here's something to let you relax and catch some air after hours of suffocating studies.. Malaysians should have no problem understanding this joke, for those who don find it funny.. I dunno how can I help you..

It is called..

THE STORY OF AH SINGH

What do you call:

1. A Singh who is a sailor?

>Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends Chinese wedding party?

>Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?

>Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?

>Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?

>SamSingh

6. A Singh who is lost?

>MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy?

>BisSingh

8. A singh who likes herbs?

>Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kils people?

>AssaSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?

>BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?

>BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls??

>AMAZING!!!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?

>KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?

>YeohHupSingh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?

>No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?

>RelaxSingh

17. A Singh who is a lausy Singh?

>OwtarSingh

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?

>PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around a broom?

>Sou Pah Singh

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?

>Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

21. If the Sikhs were to suceed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?

>. Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Finally, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?

>TiewNiaSingh

I hope you guys enjoy this..

Good Luck in exams..

Later..